Fazed by nothing

This afternoon, I swooped down to rescue my son from a gigantic spider crawling across the floor only to realize I had saved the massive arachnid from my son who was trying to grab it with his chubby, little fingers, but the darn thing kept crawling away. Ewwww!!! I was a bit creeped out, but, of course, not knowing any better, he thought it was a fun game. [shudder] His daddy laughed when I told him about it, and said, "He is definitely a boy!"